So, I "officially" changed my name to Vistan a few months back when I got my new passport. On my trip back to Dublin, the lady at passport control informed me that there were three female Vistans who were on their wanted list:
a "Vistan, Maria"
a Vistan, (I forget, but let's pretend its "Concepcion".. any similarities to anyone's name is purely coincidental)
and a "Vistan, Socorro" (wanted on three counts)
Maybe I should've just kept my maiden name...or maybe I should've married someone else? (Yes I know you're reading this *hug* :p )
I foresee problems getting NBI Clearance in the future...